Day #27: Big Foot
I love me some Bigfoot. He’s like a redneck version of an alien. I remember the History Channel had a show all about hunting for Bigfoot, and I always thought, Who is watching this? You know they don’t find him because if they did, it would be on the news… I’m sure it all started because some really hairy weirdo was roaming around the forest. I really like to think Bigfoot knows kung fu. I always think of him as a him. Would a female Bigfoot have hair on top of her fur a different color? Would she wear a dress? A bra? I like to think Bigfoot was an alien who crash landed on earth and was stuck here until his buddies could come pick him up. I leave you with one final question. Does Bigfoot have a human like penis? Or a red rocket like dong such as a dog has? I like to think a combination. I’ve got to hit the hay. I got my ass kicked this past week. Working 55.5 hours after being off for six weeks knocked me down.
Everyday I will be posting an entry in my writing challenge 100 Days which has been collected into a print collection. If you are interested in purchasing a print collection: http://www.lulu.com/shop/austin-hamblin/100-days/paperback/product-23916414.html
Kayla and I have also started a weekly podcast. You can check it out here: https://anchor.fm/austin-allen-hamblin It's called In the Bed with Austin and Kayla because we literally record it as we lay in bed!